The Holder of Suffering

In any city, in any country, pick up any phone and dial 911. Once the operator picks up and asks you what your emergency is, tell them you wish to speak to "The Holder of Suffering". As soon as you say that, the operator will hang up on you.

In 3 hours, you will feel a tap on your shoulder. At that time, you must take any item and bury it deep within your eye. If you have done this in time, then you will find yourself unharmed in a dark room facing a grotesque pile of mutilated corpses. You will be unable to imagine what things could have possibly been done to these bodies to disfigure them so horribly. The bodies will soon start writhing and screaming in an otherworldly language that will most likely overwhelm you with sadness.

Your task is to dig through those corpses. As soon as you get close to them, they will tear into you with their gnarled remnants of claws and teeth, but you must ignore this and dig deeper into the center of the pile.

At some point while doing this, you will receive a deep cut on your left arm. At that time, the hideous bodies around you will disappear and you will wake up in a hospital bed. No one will enter your room, and you are free to leave at any time.

The cut on your arm will never stop bleeding, and as time goes on it will become more and more infected, and more and more painful. It will eventually consume you with so much pain you will not be able to move, and you will die a horrible death.

That cut is Object 265 of 2538. No suffering could ever rival that which will be felt if They come together.